Open your mind and your mouth at Cheeky Waffles
Open your mind and your mouth at Cheeky Waffles
Ok let’s start this piece with a disclaimer to our dads; just sorry. And to everyone else, you’re welcome, coz this brand spanking new dessert shop gets a hard yes from us! Encouraging the GC community to open our minds and our mouths, the aptly named Cheeky Waffles invites one and all to get off (their backsides), strap-on (a smile), and enter a whole new world of naughty nosh.
The bold name is just the tip of the iceberg here, treating both the taste buds and the eyeballs to a spread of finger-licking-good genitalia-themed desserts. Pumping out the goods from its Surfers Paradise digs, Cheeky Waffles is set to become a firm fave for locals and visitors alike, and we’re srsly suckers for its stick, ah, schtick.
So, what’s the back-story you ask and here’s the long and the short of it.
Cheeky Waffles is a boner fide stroke of genius from founders (and lovers) Amanda Machado and Joshua Luna. Amanda, a Brazilian bae with an infectious smile and her pastry pro partner Joshua, came up with the juicy concept during quarantine in 2020.
Determined not to let Covid shaft their dream, one year later this dynamic duo set about erecting their first shop in Brisbane. With a passion for decadent desserts and a desire to thrust sexual wellness, inclusion, and acceptance into the spotlight, the Cheeky Waffles concept was a hit.
Growing rapidly thanks to word of mouth, they smashed it out of the park in BrisVegas and decided to open a second takeaway shop here on the GC.
Being the heart of an ever-evolving city and home to unique culinary experiences, culture and art, fun, and adrenalin-fueled adventures, it was a natural fit for their waffles…and saucy, spunky swagger.
The multi-talented Joshua is also the Head Chef cum Interior Designer and dads if you’re still there, that IS how it’s spelt in this context #HowCouldWeResist?! With lots of pink (obvs), neon lighting, cute accents, and some token naughty merch, it’s everything you’d want from a pecker and cha-cha slinging waffle house.
Created using only the very highest quality ingredients, we have big love for the goodies they put out. Plus they don’t source their chocolates from any Tom, Dick or Harry, but from the finest chocolatiers in Belgium guaranteeing an orgasmic flavour.
First base is picking your private part; a budgie smuggler (minus the smuggler…) or a lady garden, and we are equal parts giggly and impressed by the attention to life-like detail. Then, choose your waffle from milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate, caramel, strawberry, or rainbow coz k’noath #LoveIsLove.
Next, said waffle will be dipped in smooth, wet chocolate before the climax; your choice of topping for the ultimate happy ending.
And, because they know people like to watch, Amanda and Josh encourage you to film your Cheeky Waffle experience and bonus, it’s a guaranteed ‘like’ generator on your socials #UltimateFoodPorn.
Collaborating with like-minded brands and events sharing their vision of an equal and empowered society, this is certainly a concept we can all get behind. From the absolutely d-lish signature waffles to the equally popular dick shots, you honestly can’t help but love the energy, originality and fun factor of Cheeky Waffles.
And LBH, Amanda and Josh had some serious, well, balls, bringing their vision to reality #respect. So stimulate your senses and swing in for a nibble and lots of laughs. It’s the full package.
Where: 3189 Surfers Paradise Boulevard, Surfers Paradise
When: 10am – 10pm Monday to Thursday, 10am – late Friday & Saturday, 10am – 10pm Sunday
Words by Bianca Trathen.
Images by Brittany Kreskas.