Expect great burgers and rude service!
Expect great burgers and rude service!
When we think of a diner, we’re picturing Arnold’s from Happy Days with pre-recorded lols and joyful applause, Brenda and Kelly rocking their 90s fringes at The Peach Pit (#teamdylan BTW), and all things wholesome, sugar and spice (or burgers and fries). So, what can one expect from a 2022 pop-up diner embracing this American pop-culture phenomena? Milkshakes, ice-cream sundaes, a jukebox, records on the wall…and the rudest, most insulting and miserable bunch of Karen’s running the joint (say what?!?). Yep, you read that right – get ready GC, the infamous Karen’s Diner is headed for Surfers Paradise in July so if you enjoy your burger served with a side of friendly and attentive service, #ByeFelicia. The staff at Karen’s do their name proud, dishing out nothing but rude, whiney, sarcastic ‘tude – and the best belly laughs you’ll have all year.
Delivering a horrendously good time, Karen’s Diner promises shut-up good nosh – and lots of actual “shut ups” from the narky waiters whose mission is to make your experience as Karen-y as possible. They may look the part in their cutesy pink uniforms, scalloped aprons and pin-on hats, but make no mistake – expect a serious case of b!tchy resting face.
Smile at them, they’ll roll their eyes. Try to get their attention, they’ll flick you the bird. And whatever you do, for the love of God, DO NOT ask for a refund! You’ll cop the full wrath of Manager Karen and LBH, the only thing more miserable than a Karen is a Karen with a Manager’s badge. She’s the ultimate no-nonsense misery-guts….and we are here for it!
Tickets are just $10 for this hilariously unique and interactive night out, including a seat in the authentic retro diner and a welcome drink on arrival. The delicious menu will leave your mouth watering, with classics such as The Basic Karen, with Wagyu beef, American cheese, tomato, oak lettuce, beetroot and garlic mayo. Chook lovers can indulge in a Karen’s Best Breast with grilled chicken breast, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, avo and spicy mayo sauce. If you want to add a little somethin’ somethin’ to your burger, consult the ‘Burger Bolt Ons’ section of the menu where you can freestyle with extra cheese, bacon, onion rings and more. If a burger isn’t your cup of soda, then give Karen’s Chicken Bingo Wings a whirl, or the Loaded Cheesy Beef Brisket Fries, covered in slow cooked beef brisket and house cheese. It’s a heart attack on a plate – and they couldn’t give a toss.
If you’re after something sweet you certainly won’t get it from the staff, but the dessert menu has you covered with Karen’s Marvelous Churro Surprise, Karen’s Seasonal Waffle Bowl or one of the many thickshake flavours or floats. Karen also dishes up a mean (no pun intended) cocktail with the likes of Cancun Karen with tequila, watermelon liquer, Aperol, lemon juice and pineapple juice and The Passionate Karen with gin, lime juice, passionfruit puree and ice-cream mix. There are $11 shooters to get the party started with hilariously fitting names like “The Music Is Too Loud”, “I’ve Been Waiting Ten Minutes For Some Service” and “You’ve Lost My Business”. Vegetarians, vegans and non-drinkers don’t fret, you’re all catered for too, but don’t expect Karen to be happy about it.
Make your reservation now. Oh and if your name is actually Karen, make your presence known (which will you probably will anyway coz you’re a Karen) and your fellow Karen’s will give you a free drink.
Where: Shop 33/34, Chevron Renaissance Shopping Centre, 3240 Surfers Paradise Boulevard, Surfers Paradise
When: Thursday 21st July – Wednesday 5th October | Mon-Sun 11.30am-3pm and 5pm-10.30pm (confirmed as of Thursday 7 July)
Words by Bianca Trathen.