Sun. Sip. Selfie. Repeat.
Sun. Sip. Selfie. Repeat.
Did you hear the commotion on Tuesday night coming from the northeast out by the ocean? Was it a bird? Was it a plane? No, it was the sound of the glitterati running towards Marina Mirage en masse for the unveiling they’ve all been waiting for and as if, they were actually fanging it in their Lamborghinis but #details.
We’re of course referring to the much-anticipated encore to the opening of La Luna Dining, a sneak peak at La Luna Beach Club. And if this VIP affair was anything to go by, Australia’s first floating beach club is THE hottest destination (packed with the coolest peeps) on the Coast.
Promising an unparalleled level of chic and modelled on life aboard a yacht, it smashed expectations with its stunningly simplistic yet chic design, luxurious Euro vibes, and more high roller cocktails that you can poke a swizzle stick at.
Open just in time for our glorious Gold Coast summer, we were born ready for this level of luxe. Yet again, we are filled with gratitude for Patrik Gennari of Gennari Group fame and srsly, this man is da man. Enlisting Open Projects Group, Gold Coast Marine, August Homes and Space Cubed to bring the beach club vision to life, the result is a destination worthy of its own island in the Mediterranean.
The panoramic Broadwater views from La Luna’s dreamy day beds and chic cabanas will transport you to an unparalleled paradiso, and don’t even get us started on the people watching #PrettyCommittee101.
With a cocktail in one hand and, well, another cocktail in the other, the only thing more satisfying than double parked drinks in a cushy cabana is the five-star feasting boards. Suitable for up to 10 guests, choose from the likes of the grazing platter, freshly shucked oyster platter, and a charcuterie, cheese and fruit platter.
But back to the cocktails coz priorities, the signature Fortune 500 is a V.I.B.E, with a taste (and $500 price point) that’ll knock your socks Gucci platform slides off. Served on a diamond ice cube and made from 500 Woodford Reserve Barracat edition, fancy sugar syrup, cherry and old-fashioned bitters, it’s worth forgoing next quarter’s electricity for.
If all that poolside lazing and ocean gazing Mykonos style has left you with an appetite for something more substantial, step inside La Luna Beach Club’s exclusive alfresco Mediterranean restaurant, MĀRE. Here you’ll find a seamlessly executed on-fleek space, VIP service, and a menu boasting a carefully curated selection of European eats.
We’re talking cold bar options, mezze, small plates, De Cecco artisanal Italian pastas, mains, sides and salads. May we recommend you start with the Bass Strait Scallop Ceviche infused with citrus leaves and olive oil, and/or the Slow Poached + Grilled Fremantle Octopus with lemon gel, oregano and chili. If you’re not worried about bikini bloat, don’t hesitate to order the Orecchiette Pasta with braised local swordfish, eggplant puree and semi dried truss tomatoes. Or, for an epic splurge, look no further than the 1.3kg Tomahawk, Angus grass fed, 36 months old from Cape Grim in Tassie.
If the stress of choosing what to order is causing your frown lines to deepen (blasphemy), trust Head Chef Meyjitte Boughenou to take the lead (we do), and embrace the venue’s set menu. With 6-courses of gastronomic greatness, it’s guaranteed to float everyone’s boat superyacht and please the most refined palettes.
Oozing endless summer vibes and highbrow flex for days, this is irrefutably the place to see and be seen. Not for the penny pinchers, sun beds will start from $150 per person and for a cabana, you can pretty safely double that per head. But we can confirm that the sun shines brighter here, and that the La Luna Beach Club experience is quite simply unmatchable. It soothes the soul, stimulates the senses, and is the epitome of the (insanely) good life.
So have your bougiest bikini on standby and get ready to luxuriate at this AM to PM intimate boho haven.
Where: Pool Pontoon, Marina Mirage, 74 Sea World Drive, Main Beach
When: 11am – late, Wednesday to Sunday. Closed Monday and Tuesday
Images by Brittany Kreskas.
Words by Bianca Trathen.