Their lager brings all the boys to The Yard.
Their lager brings all the boys to The Yard.
One can never have too many favourite cafés.
Okay so technically, that means we’re playing it fast and loose with the definition of the word ‘favourite’, but since we’re extremely spoilt for choice on the GC we can afford to take a few liberties and have a go-to to suit every mood.
Because sometimes we want fancy fare, and other times we want to swan in somewhere low key where the vibes are chill and sunshine and B&E rolls can fuel our souls while we contemplate last night’s choices (or something like that…).
We’ve got the fave for brunching, the fave that’s the FWB café-equivalent (aka your convenient local haunt for when you want it quick and dirty #thecoffeethatis), the looks cool on the ‘gram fave.. we could srsly go on all day, but we have some rather pressing café related news to deliver #breakingbrews.
Ever since the Mermaid institution that was Alfred’s spread their wings upgraded to a swanky new apartment, the Southern GC folk have been dreaming of burritos and weeping over the mems of sun-soaked beach shack hangs.
Now we can all finally pack away the tissues needed for the silent tear that rolled down our cheeks every time we passed the old Alfred’s stomping ground, because everyone’s favourite beach shack site is back, baby – and dare we say it’s looking better than ever.
And spoiler alert, this is one sequel that doesn’t disappoint.
In what comes as excellent news for beer lovers, pizza lovers and outdoor lovers (so basically *gestures vaguely* anyone with a pulse), two local brewers have combined forces to bring us a brand new venue to adore, café-come-beer-garden The Yard #thebestkindofcollab.
Like all the very best ideas, a well-timed party (and no doubt a couple of brewskis) led to a fateful meeting between two GC beer slingers – and thankfully instead a villain origin story-esque rivalry, they dreamed up a way to combine their powers for the collective good of the entire GC.
Brett McCallum of The Official Beer Co. and John Green of Surfers Paradise Brewing (you might have spied their unmissable beer bus doing the rounds) already have plenty of experience with keeping local beer connoisseurs hoppy.
And with the iconic Mermaid space sitting vacant, the pair agreed that it just begging to be transformed into a good ol’ fashioned beer garden experience that the Coast has been missing.
The boys have done the beach shack proud, staying true to the local surf culture while breathing some much needed life into the space.
They’ve really gone the whole 9 yards on nailing ‘Aussie casual’, with funky new head to toe murals adorning the exterior walls, right through the opportunity to pull up a pew around a hills hoist centrepiece and a backyard cricket pitch bringing nostalgia by the bucket load.
Of course the surfy retro vibes continue inside, with the hallways transformed into a tribute to Reg Mombassa’s finest work – bc was mambo not the peak of coolness for 90’s kids everywhere #longlivethestussysign.
If your interest is officially piqued, you’re probably wondering, how’s a’stout the nosh?
Well, can confirm, it’s exactly the kind of bites you want to be throwing back with your beers: think pizzas, pulled pork burgs and ribs.
Get a ‘pizza the classics like Margarita (obvs) and The Veg (and don’t forget Hawaiian for the groms), but also acquaint yourself with the trendiest pizza of 2023 Calabrese and Hot Honey.
The menu is short and sweet, but it definitely slaps – The Smokey Ribs and Pulled Plum Pork Burger are all we could ever need, tbh.
But just quietly you’d be grazy to miss out on a lil’ Grazing Board action, the salami calabrese, olives, prosciutto, crackers, romesco, hummus, pickles and more makes for quite the spread.
Oh, and speaking of that extremely specific scenario from our intro that we’ve definitely never personally encountered, aka swanning in somewhere chill while we contemplate last night’s choices, of course the Yard is the perfect spot to welcome us (back) with the comforting hug that is a B&E roll after a big night.
Or ‘avo go at the very dish that’s the culinary downfall of first-homebuyers everywhere, Smashed Avo Toast #thebadguyofbrunch #justiceforsmashedavo.
Officially open as of earlier this month, Mermaid’s newest brew crew can finally now proclaim ‘Our lager brings all the boys – and girls, kiddos and doggos (yup, furry friends are welcome too) – to The Yard.’
Where: 2389 Gold Coast Highway, Mermaid Beach
When: 6.30am – 10pm daily
Words by Kellie Leader.
Images by Belinda Symons.